Tech Support for Etch-A-Sketch

   Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has a distorted display.
   A: Pick it up and shake it.

   Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.
   A: Pick it up and shake it.

   Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
   A: Pick it up and shake it.

   Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has lines that prevent me from doing my art project.
   A: Pick it up and shake it.

   Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
   A: Pick it up and shake it.

   Q: How do I keep from losing my Etch-A-Sketch documents in the middle of my work?
   A: Stop shaking it.